When someone tells me the party starts at nine
Elegance is not standing out, but being remembered– Giorgio Armani (via monsieurwintour)
lampsarepeopletoo: i am sick of hitting on people and not being hit on back from now on i am going to be like one of those fish that hides in the sand waiting for prey instead of going out and scavenging for them i am going to just live my life and sit here waiting anytime a cute guy passes my way I WILL JUMP OUT AND STRIKE
When I go out with a guy & I wear something from...
whatshouldwecallme: He’s just like,
How Do Dog Whistles Work?
At my new job, when I got my first assignment
Why Do Lions Have Manes?